Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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