Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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