I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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