I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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