Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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