I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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