Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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