her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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