That's intense
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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