well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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