I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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