I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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