Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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