i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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