I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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