At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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