I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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