Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Small penises have feelings too.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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