My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I enjoy the company of your penis
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
do nipples grow back?
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