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Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
are you so shy because you have an std?
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So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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