I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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