we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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