Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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