he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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