I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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