only if we run a train.
done.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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