his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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