do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm sobbing to NWA
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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