It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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