im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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