Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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