Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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