Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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