love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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