just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
