Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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