everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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