It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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