How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
