people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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