Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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