My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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