so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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