I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I need to calm my uterus...
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