Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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