she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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