i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wish I only lived at night.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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