yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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