season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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