this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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