Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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