I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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