i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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