Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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