I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
