we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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