Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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